when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
sometimes people on facebook annoy me
"oH my GEORGe"
"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"
"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”
Picture of MLK drawn by Michael Jackson held by Oprah and posted by diddy
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish